Fiance Cookie
"I can't believe she brought...him to supper," George said with a huff.
"George, be nice," Sally said, putting her hands on her hips.
"Be nice? That feller ruined our lives once already."
"I'm sure he didn't mean to?"
"I had to beg for my job after what he did at the company party. He ate everything."
"But our daughter loves him. So you be good to him."
George peeked his head around the corner from the kitchen. His glowing blonde haired daughter sat at the table like a flower fawning at the sun. Next to her was the furry blue muppet himself, Cookie Monster. He laughed at her joke and reached into the white bowl on the table for another cookie. George's blood vessels almost popped as he gazed upon the Cookie Monster's delight. Sally pulled him away and pushed a white bowl in his stomach, filled to the brim with cookies.
Sally glared at George. "Be nice."
George grunted and brought out the bowl of cookies.
"Cookies!" The Cookie Monster said.
"...yes...cookies." George threw the bowl on the table next to the other bowl and sat down across from him.
"Thanks Daddy!" Megan said.
Sally walked in with four plates of steaming salmon. The aroma floated around the room, warming everyone from head to toe with one sniff.
"Mmmh! Mrs. Walven that smells delicious," Cookie Monster said.
"Why thank you dear. Please call me Sally."
"Will do Sally–"
"So, you two are getting married?" George interrupted.
Megan held Cookie Monster's arm and nuzzled his shoulder. Cookie Monster patted her arm with his free hand.
"Yes. Cookie Monster love Megan so much I could eat her up. Nom nomomomom," he said pretending to eat her belly. Megan giggled like a kid, her smile more radiant than the sun. A crack came from George's hands from under the table and he gritted his teeth.
"Oh Darling, isn't that sweet?" Sally said to George.
George nodded, unable to look away from his enemy. He was transfixed on Cookie Monster's open mouth, still filled with crumbs.
"Are you gonna grace us with some grandkids?" Sally said to Megan.
"We're thinking about it. We're in no rush right now. Not even married yet," Megan said, smiling at Cookie Monster.
"Cookie Monster still no go by the taco. Get too distracted by these two cookies," he said, holding Megan's breasts.
George stood up from the table and grabbed the bowl of cookies.
"I'll show you some cookies," George said and leaped across the table, thrusting the bowl over Cookie Monster's head. George fell on top of Cookie Monster, smashing the chair and landing on the floor. George held the bowl over his head while the Cookie Monster's arms flailed around.
"Daddy! Stop!" Megan screamed and tried to pull him off. Sally came around the other side and tried to help Megan. George was entrenched, unable to be lifted off as he continued to smother Cookie Monster. Crumbs poured around his blue body until Cookie Monster's blue arms went limp.
"Cookie Monster!" Megan yelled into her hands.
George snapped out of his rage and removed the bowl from Cookie Monster. He laid motionless under George, cookies overflowing around his mouth. A smile sneaked across George's face. Nobody was going to eat his daughter's cookies. Especially not this bastard.
