Vampire Wedding Night

Maddie brushed her teeth, making sure her pearly whites sparkled in the mirror. This was the night she had been waiting for. The first night with her husband, Nick. Her black hair was as pristine as her toned body in her nightgown that had little black wings on it. She wanted to make it special. After all, you only get to turn your husband into a vampire once. 

She took one last look at her fangs that practically gave her a thumbs up. This was her time to show him how much she loved him. That she wanted to spend all eternity with no one else. Maddie swung open the door and spread her arms so wide she felt like she was flying. She even had to do a double take to make sure her arms didn't turn into wings. Nick was sitting on the bed, smiling ear to ear, wearing only his briefs and socks. 

"Woah! You really wanted to stay on theme tonight," Nick said, moving over on the bed for her to join him. 

"You like?"

"Do I? You're my sexy bat," Nick said, doing his best impression of a bat. 

She laughed, knowing that his form would need to improve if he was ever going to fly. Maddie sat down on the bed, but Nick was far too greedy for that, pulling her into his arms. She let out of yip of excitement, laying down next to him. 

"Are you ready for me to turn you?" Maddie said, feeling the blood coarse through the veins in his neck.

"You can turn me however you like. I'm all yours," Nick said, laying a passionate kiss on her lips. She was taken to another world upon contact, enjoying the ecstasy of his minty kiss. Maddie had to practically pull herself away, trying to stay on task. Too bad Nick didn't see it that way. "What's the matter? Did I do something?"

"No. Nothing like that."

"Was it the mint? Was it too much?" Nick said, starting to become self conscious. 

"No. Your breath is amazing. I just…" Maddie trailed off when she spotted two black bats hanging upside down on the curtain rod of the open window. It was her parents. She sprung off the bed and another bat, her brother, hung next to them. Before Nick could see them, she slapped her family out the open window and closed the curtains. "...had to make sure the curtains were closed. Don't want any nosey people watching us."

"Good idea. Don't want anyone to see how you turn me," Nick said.

Maddie smiled and returned to the bed. She didn't waste any time, going right for the throat. Her fangs tickled his neck, searching for a good vein, when he pulled away from her.

"That actually tickles,” Nick said with that genuine smile she loved so much. 

"It will tickle less once I break the skin," she said, swooping in again. He held her back, not yet done talking.

"I'm pretty sure, I'm the one who is supposed to be doing the penetrating around here."

"Are you the vampire?" Maddie said, putting her hands on her hips.

"No, ma'am."

"Then I suggest you lay back and let me do all the work."

"Yes, ma'am," he said, laying back on the bed.

She laid next to him with her fangs inches from his neck. Her hand was on the other side of his neck to hold him still and feel where the blood flowed the best. It was intoxicating to her, feeling the blood on the other side of his flesh. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she planted her fangs on his skin before he jerked away. 

"What is that?" Nick said, sitting up and pointing at the end of the bed. 

Maddie looked over and saw a glimpse of a furry brown wing duck out of sight.

"Terry," Maddie said, under her breath. She bounced off the bed and prepared to crush her little cousin. If they wanted to blame someone for his death, they could blame her brother. He probably put Terry up to it anyway. She reached around the end of the bed, but grabbed nothing but air. The bat was nowhere to be found. Maddie looked under the bed and there was nothing. Unless you count the skeleton who gave her a thumbs up when she looked at it. She shook her head in frustration and came back up to see Nick frozen still on the bed. 

"Honey, get the flyswatter," Nick said, watching the bat sit on his shoulder. 

Maddie bared her fangs and leaped back on the bed. She slammed into Nick and tried to grab at the bat, but the bat was too quick, flying under the curtains. Maddie got off of Nick and punched the empty curtain a few times before parting it and closing the window for good.

"There. We shouldn't have any more unwanted visitors," Maddie said, wiping her hands. She looked back at Nick, who was holding his ribs. "Nick? Are you okay?

"Remind me not to get on your bad side," Nick said, wincing in pain.

Maddie went to his side, unsure what to do. Her hands hoovered over his chest, begging to be told where to go. 

"I hurt you."

Nick smiled. "You saved me from that bat. Who knows what kind of rabies I would have gotten if he bit me."

"Don't worry, it's not genetic," Maddie said and Nick laughed, hurting himself. 

"You are so funny, Maddie. Even when you smash my rib cage, I still can't be mad at you."

"I'm sorry."

"Don't be." Nick pulled her next to him. "I get to be with the best woman in the whole world for all eternity.”

"Not yet you don't. Not until I turn you."

"Oh, we're gonna have to wait on that. As much as my little seed shooter probably wants to, you really messed up my ribs."

It wasn't until that moment that it dawned on her. He thought he was just getting sex. She laid next to him and put her arm under his back, thinking about how to break it to him. Maddie even wondered if he actually knew she was a real vampire. She said it enough times all the while they were dating.

"Hey Maddie?" Nick asked.

"Yes?" Maddie said.

"I'm sorry we didn't get to do it, but can you stop poking me in the ass?"

Maddie moved her hand under his back and felt a boney finger sticking through the bed. She snapped it off, keeping it as a warning to the skeleton below.

"Sorry about that. I actually have a question for you," Maddie said.

"Go for it."

"What if I told you I am an actual vampire?"

"You do have the fangs for it,” Nick said, touching her fang.

"Seriously though, what would you think?"

Nick turned toward her with some discomfort. "You would still be the woman I want to spend my life with."

"You mean that?"

"Of course. Now get under these covers. I can't have my wife freezing on her wedding night."

She did as she was told, but she didn't need his bodily warmth. Maddie was already filled with his love. That was more than enough for her. He wrapped his arms around her and kissed her on the cheek.

"Goodnight, my sexy vampire. Don't suck my blood while I sleep.”

"Wouldn't dream of it," Maddie said, with her eyes darting around. She was totally going to do it when he went to bed. Guess she'll have to wait until morning.